Looking forward for a new day, ending the rough hours today with a couple of blue moons
What dreams are made of....
jasonunscripted: I will someday… (excuse the img sizes tumblr is being dumb or iono wth im doing, probably both)
Drunk video for everyone
Total fail with our limo!!!
Fuck you suck at directions and I’m fucking drunk. I could do 20x better
To Hit the CLUB! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my Friend Melody! Lets destroy the San Francisco STREETS!!
When you hear a old song on the radio...
wowfunniestposts: mariahairam: At first you’re like:I remember this! As the song goes on, you’re like: I forgot how much I loved this song! Then you start boppin to it like: THIS IS MY SHIT! Then the song is in your head all day and you cant stop dancing to it, like: Featured on Wow Funniest Posts
U.S. ARMY National Guard I really Appreciate you giving me a Job! :) Happier than a seagull with a french fry :D
I just got pulled over….too much wheelie swag. Lol! No ticket. CHP complimented me about my weight :) yes!
So I FUCKING HATE! Fake People. If you have a fucking problem with me. Say it to my fucking face. Don’t go around saying shit to other people when my back’s turned. Stop being a bitch and talk to me.
Its time to go to school
wowfunniestposts: showersexx: Featured on Wow Funniest Posts